Phone Turmoil

Last week, you promised me you'd call
So I waited by the phone
Waited and waited
Telemarketers kept calling me
But you never did
Just telemarketers
Wanting money, wanting time, wanting something
I got so sick of it all
That I ripped the phone cord right out of the wall
And smashed the phone into little bits
That was last week
You still haven't called me
But then again
No one has